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Monday, May 26, 2008

Hey me at dazhi hse so u can guess hu am i right? we don have anything to update leh cause we no fren no new event. jobless somemore. even if gt job also never make new frens. so conclusion no frens. y? becoz of looks is it? but dazhi push my chair and insisted that it is not based on looks cause she is much better looking that some1. there must be some1 out there. i make new fren call darren. a nice name and better that daren that dazhi has meet in ntu. darren in mj is still the best. so don anyhow choose name. save the earth. stop global warming. yeah.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

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Details next time...

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Hey! Big news big news!!! 2 pigs r being employed to work at expo- SITEX06. SAdly not based on looks but because of our size...Our supervisor secretly told us on the last day of work ...that they employed ppl based on whether they r big-sized enuff to carry the good ard...and if they can eat bitter (piao 1 yang2 guo4 hai3, wo3 chi1 de qi2 ku3)... Oh did i tell u sth... They have fabulous prizes install for us...Just spent $50 n u will get a chance to win the GRAND prize at the lucky draw...See below for the ULtiMAtE prize

yah! So in the end nobody went to buy any products...or maybe they did but nobody went to register for the luckydraw...See the the surrounding n u will discover that NODODY is Queueing... So basically we stood there for 4 days without any customers n we came to a conclusion based on our personal observations of all the guys at our booth:

8 out of 10 Guys go for looks and figures

Evidence: Nobody even bother to look at us even though there wasn't any customers....we tried to tok to them n they either ignore us or say U so big sized ...even bigger than me...go n shift the goods ard la...

Wat abt the other 2 guys...they aren't any better either...one goes for looks ONLY...the other even worse...Regardless of looks...whether they looked erm ok la or like aunty or even zombie he still say they very pretty like his ANGELS!!! cos they all got figures...Then for us...he kept insisting that we r DEvils...but hang ard us...hoping that his DARLING angels will come n save him....siao one la him...

ConCLUSION: ALL GUYS GO FOR OUTER BEAUTY ...WHETHER IT'S LOOKS OR FIGURES OR BOTH...and sadly enuff, we don't have both...so pathetic rite? Haiz... lives like tat...so boring so sad ...looking forward to our next job...hopefully it's a job freed of discrimination :)

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

Hey as promised, we will tell u why we hate that guy so much. Erm but we don really hate him so much lah. Erm but we also don really like him. But sometimes, we think he is quite good also lah. But we must say why we hate him.

3 MoSt sickening, digusting reasons OUT of 2500000 Why we HATE him

1) Actually his hair is ok de, but don know why it becomes like that 1 day. Not because of the haze or the wind leh. He purposely make this hair on this special occasion. huh which day? that day he date me huh? erm got lah but we go out as a clique. but very exerating leh. bring him out very throw face leh. think alot of guys don dare to da1 shan4 us becoz of him. thought he is siao siao 1. Tat is the reason y we hate him. He make us lost a lot of opportunities.

2) After every exam, he came out with that sickening smiley face. Ya that photo shows that sickening smiley face. Then he keep saying the exam is very easy. He make us so demoralised. Think he is possessed or he keep little ghost. So selfish lor him, got such a good way to get good result also never share with the clique members, hey clique leh. So reasonable right? Imagine after every exam, he came and tell u how easy is the exam then teach u how to do. Ya that is the feeling.

3) His complexion is damn good! We r so jealous of his complexion. He secretly tell us his method. So i secretly write down here. Hope he don't mind. When u bath rite... Save on facial products... no point relying on those expensive and useless harmful skin care products lih "XK 2"...or "Bioabsence" Look at his complexion! From any angle under different lighting conditions, his skin glows n shines from within.... His secret recipe for his once useless skin : "When shampoo-ing, don't waste the foam...let it trickle down to your face n scrub real hard...i mean REAL HARD...yup tat's my formula"

Now everybody go wash your hair n face together...Let it be a habit n will look just as good as kel... KEL IS SO GOOD N DASHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Watmore....he even shared his 10 years of secret formula with us...hoping you will turn out just like him...For us, we dun heed his advice...we prefer to stay this way 4eva....haha

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Saturday, November 18, 2006

OmG!!! We R in seriouS trouble!!! Help US...
The guy from the previous post is very angry with us for posting n colouring his foto...
N he's very scary n violent.... U noe wat? He tried to strangle us... But obviously he failed cos we can't be dead rite since we r still typing tis very entry... Plus our necks so thick ... cannot even strangle lor...So we would sincerely like to apologised to tis particular guy ...

"We R VERY SORRY! WOULD U PLS FORGIVE US? PLS CONTINUE TO BE FRENS WITH US PLS!!! IF U DUN, WE DUN HAVE OTHER GUY FRENS LE!!! HOW CAN U FORSAKE US"

To show how sincere n apologetic we r...we made sth specially for him...Hope he likes it n forgive us...This is our gift...to him n his gf-to-be (kel if u r reading this which we think u confirm will...pls dun kill us k...)

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Can U recognise him? i specially keep his eyes intact because he is the one who has the electrifying eyes and trust me, some of the gers have been electrocuted by his eyes and is under his curse now. Give u some hints. He has appear in our blog b4. Y do we colour his face? Some reasons but shall elaborate when i am free cause i am going to have my beauty sleep now. So for more information, STAY TUNED to our blog. btw if u have guess who he is, please don spread around.

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Friday, October 06, 2006

Today's entry will be a short one:) N we r finally updating... Here's our qn to u!

Well, can u guess who we R?

Come on la...Dun give me lame answers leh...Obviously the ans is not mp n kl la...Why on earth would we ask such a stupid question? We noe who we r ...So tell me who r we pretending to be? Very obvious liao rite? Ok here's another hint for those that r not as intellectual as us...so stupid lol

The hint very obvious le rite? Got it?

Ok ok stop praising us...stop saying we are two PRETTY good looking girls in mj uniform...it can be rather irritating sometimes when we kept hearing ppl repeatedly saying we PRETTY, CHIO, ADORABLE (the list goes on...) N of cos we noe we are ....But tat aside, presenting to U guys today... the legandary Chang-er n Jade rabbit...haha told ya it wasn't hard to guess...we look like wad...mp is obviously pretending to be the supposedly ravishing chang-er, u noe the girl that accidentally swallowed some pills n flew to the moon where she found her not-suppose-to-be ugly freaky looking rabbit (kl) as companion...

So did u guess correctly? If not tat's ok la...that shows u r normal...who in the rite mind will actually figure it out correctly??? So, not entirely ur fault cos relooking at the 2 pics...we got a major discovery...we look like 2 stupid guy doing some silly poses in front of an almost cracked camera lens...so dun despair k...dun jump down buildings if u cannot guess it k?

Haiz entry's getting long n boring so just end here lor...wait, i shall end a little later at there (u will noe where "there" is after u read thru tis whole rubbish)...OK so we just want to wish everybody a HAPPy MiD-auTuM FeatiVal...May all of u have a wonderful time with ur love ones ...Cos we are...haha ya rite.... ok "there" is coming out soon = ending soon .(there)

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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Today is a normal day for everyboday...Mp's rolling on her bed...think it broke n she kena hit on the face...even uglier...haiz nvm la...she will look the same...For me leh? i'm rotting, decomposing...think i look slimmer now... can see all those hseflies oso...or is it i 4got to bath??? eeks! i stink... But today is definitely a happy n joyous occassion for JIE cum curd cum the prettiest and intelligent gurl in our clique...It's her mum's suffering day 18 yrs ago...but think her mum quite happy la....cos she turned out well...not like us... look at us...the only thing nice abt us is the ribbons...

Yst was the start a wonderful "surprise"... a "love triangle " play carefully planned by us.... Good for jie lor...got 2 guys giving her flowers....summore both look like 2 prince charming (without a horse but on bus 11) walking dashing down the long flight of stairs towards our darling precious princess-to-be...so romantic...it was reported that every1 heard some special music while both guys walked down... Think jie had a hard time choosing between both kevin or kelvin...even though both sounds and look ard the same ( hey i mean the name itself not the person), but obviously got difference...hmm... who should she choose...so kind hearted soul like us will offer our service...(not tat kind of service k? but the other kind)...

Here r the 2 candidates...both r single n available currently...note: currently only hor...they r up for grabs n selling like hotcakes...macdonald's de not the normal market selling type...ard $5.30 i think... calories ard 500? not very sure but not impt ....oh it comes with maple sauce...it's sweet like us noe! ok let's do some analyzing NOW...

Intro: kevin is the one on the left n obviously kelvin cannot be the one on the left rite? since kev is on the left so kel is on the right. So which one better? Kel first. Btw he's from our clique n oh his title is : da3 zha2 boy...meaning any lousy dirty jobs like mopping floor cleaning toilet n dating mp...he will do it all voluntarily noe... FOC summore... So basically based on all these he's a nice guy wad? summore sacrifice to date mp to cheer her up...tat's the ULTIMATE sacrifice he had done for our clique n for the sake of the society....so with him as yr bf actually ok wat...but must have balance view...why is he not good? An interview with his one-day-gf, mp revealed that he very the color...as in se4... really no taste lor anybody he oso can lay his hands on....first mp...then i oso "sway sway" kena drag into the picture.... See for urself

Look at where his hands are!!!

So jie ah? Do u think u live with tis guy 4eva? N eva n eva n live happily ever after cos the fairytale stories me n mp always read to each other always say so...mp like Beauty n The Beast while i like The Ugly Duckling ...the former got the word "beast" n the latter got "ugly"... well, so overall this odd job boy not a very gd choice but if u like then ok by all means go ahead...cos yr taste oso not very good though it's improving...then let's move on the candidate #2....kev...

Well actually dun really noe him well la but based on first impression by us he's oso not bad la...At least he not tat "colour" as compared to kel we tink... Summore he dun discriminate us noe...he very friendly n chatty n sociable...but hor not very on lor...he polietly rejected us....wait no! not reject us but our offer..."buy 2 get 1 free" ...No la not tat type of offer...but he refuse to give jie the roses lor...n fought with kel over that pink pink flower with a pink ribbon...so we suspect he may b gay lor like kel...

Btw i noe why kel is gay liao...all mp's fault...after they officially stead for one day...kel cried n handled me his resignation...he say although he love his job alot...he can't force himself to luv mp...n that he had decided to become a GAY...He had given up hopes on all girls in the world...but who noes abt little little gurls n old old aunties leh...he might be aunty killer for all u noe... Btw he cried like siao lor n i had to mop the floor for him...Me leh...i BOSS summore have to do his dirty job haiz....lucky i gurl ah....dun need to do tat scary mental torturous job of dating her...

Ok let's conclude...super long entry liao...Happy Birthday Huiyan!!!! WE DUNNO WHO U WILL ULTIMATELY CHOOSE IN THE END...But think the ans is very obvious rite? U should have the answer i mind bah....All the best n Hope u choose wisely....

Btw ting scolded me today...she scolded "Hey u ugly thing...i dun like u...go away" so here's sth i would like to say to her " the feeling's mutual....i oso dun like yr face...Hope ur hair turn out like shit" (no la juz kidding)

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